Why everything sucks.
Nothing like being sidelined for almost a month due to technical/hurricane-related/medical maladies only to begin a Monday morning finally seeing Tom Hanks deconstruct the merits of Doctor Who (and “those big salt and pepper shakers with English accents that say ‘We are going to destroy you, Doctor Who!’”), perfecting a Scottish accent, improvising a Bond villain fantasy and riding the unpaid interns of Secretariat.

Wonderfully sweet and giggle inducing.