The ultimate emo-boy fantasy is to meet a nerdy, cute girl just like him, and...– Julie Klausner, I Don’t Care About Your Band Zooey’s tumblarity deconstructed. Sidenote: I recently had the unexpected experience of having a pretty lady hit on me after seeing me read this book on the subway. See guys, LeVar Burton was on point; literacy is for lovers. For that alone...
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Art Criticism’s future defined.
Like rogering the farmers daughter in a hay loft, like a ‘stand up’ in the...– Anthony Bourdain on street meat (via eater) ‘Stand up’ is your phrase of the day. Also, what?
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frangry: Dead Ringers “The Mantle brothers are both doctors - both gynecologists - and identical twins. Mentally however, one of them is more confident than the other, and always manages to seduce the women he meets. When he’s tired of his current partner, she is passed on to the other brother - without her knowing. Everything runs smoothly, until an actress visits their...
patbaer: SNL 2000s: Sarah Palin Rap a segment cut from the special. Bobby as a moose!
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fuckyeahazizansari: Aziz on Ellen! watch it today Thursday 4/15 Mind explosion.
He just happens to be a schlub from New Jersey with the same facial hair as me...– The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Chasing Amy
We’re doing a lot of complicated things in the world these days, and we’re doing...– ANDY ROONEY, on tonight’s 60 Minutes. Heed his words. (via inothernews) Someone just had to break the “Andy Rooney Game” for one night, didn’t he?
(The) script revolves around a junior high history teacher (Ansari) and a...– Aziz Ansari in talks to star in 30 Minutes or Less Man, Monday nights spent huddled in the UCB for Crash Test feel like a lifetime ago.
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(via comedycentral) What happens to a dream deferred? It gets crushed by the evil record executive from Alvin and the Chipmunks.