"Enter Leslie Mann, Mr. Apatow’s spouse...a... →
-Rex Reed, noted film critic, classy gentleman, and forever in our hearts as Myron Breckinridge. Also, fuck you.
This weekend at Comic-Con I slept with nine Sailor Moons. Not an easy task when...– (Via @johncmayer) John Mayer is the Richard Pryor in Superman III of singer songwriter standups.
Bobby Moynihan makes us proud with Colbie Caillat
Michel Gondry on directing The Green Hornet. Kato being recast following the departure of Stephen Chow. Cameron Diaz is in talks for the female lead. And this is actually happening. Oops.
Alice in Wonderland trailer. (via videogum) Tim Burton does not like it when children try to sleep.
Poke Her Face.
Subtlety, thy name is not Sprite. Balls, um, in your court, Sierra Mist. UPDATE: So it’s fake. Now we should all feel used. And dirty. But mostly used.
"If you find yourself on the corner of 53rd Street... →
"In 1754, Lt. Col. George Washington quit the... →
My bad. Sarah Palin isn’t George Lucas, she’s George Washington. That makes more sense. (via ccinsider)
Tom Waits talks with Beck →
When Tom Waits speaks, a hobo gets a new bindle.
"I am not fundamentally opposed to junk in the... →
-Jason Whitlock, sports columnist, proud feminist
Mary Louise Parker reads Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Fuck you, Freud.